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you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.
"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."
by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008
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This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "
by KelpyHere March 16, 2020
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I don't know what to tell you

A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"
Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"
by battleaxe June 13, 2017
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did you get that done in guatemala or something?

what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery
"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"
by mary k August 21, 2005
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I know you are, but what am I?

A retort with profound implications. Pee Wee's greatest contribution to youth culture.
Person A: You smell bad.

Person B: There's this thing about a small squirrel and how nobody loves you. Hi-ya! Now that's what I call a verbal bitch-slap.

Person A: I know you are, but what am I?

Person B: Haha what a complete fail of a a comeback. It's like, your face is all red, and you can't come up with a comeback.

Person A: It made no sense, but therein lies the point. The notion that one needs to respond with a rehearsed "comeback" is inane. Your squirrel-centric comeback was also inane; it failed to address your abhorrent smell, it seemed to mistake randomness for wit (really a squirrel?), and the mere fact that you would use it as an example of a verbal bitch-slap is laughable, as it lacks slap. It is quite slap-less. I respond to inanity with inanity.

Person B: Well, "your" still a faggot. And now I'm going to win this by blowing your mind with an ounce of inverse-Descartian drivel.

Person A: Nooooooooooooooo
by wrongontheinternet October 21, 2010
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Would you like a X in your arsehole?

Would you like a X in your arsehole? is a very small internet meme started by YouTuber Steven Thornalley (steviet7)
The video was a give-away for an un-wanted code for dagger weapons in the 2009 video game The Saboteur, where he said "Would you like a pair of daggers in your arsenal?"
After which, he replayed the clip, but slowed it down, with the word 'arsenal' sounding like 'arsehole' (as he brought up in an annotation)
This lead to the very unknown meme 'Would you like a X in your arsehole?'
It is also usually said during giveaways by steviet7.
Person 1: Hey, I'm doing a giveaway!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Oh, these controllers
Person 3: Would you like a X in your arsehole?
by danday352 February 17, 2010
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what do you think this is bush week?

an old school slang word used to disapprove the actions or suggentions or another. the dates of the actually week is the 28th of january - 4th of february.
"can i go to the city with jack daniels?"
"absoulutley not, what do you think this is bush week?
by hayden595 February 28, 2008
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