swerv with me

Inviting someone to have sex with you

Hey lady swerv with me please

by idol05 November 28, 2018

pick me girl

9th grader skai from mast academy

“skai is a pick me girl that cheats on her bf”

by bobbabear October 11, 2021

Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...

Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

me no hablo engles

Actual translation is “I don’t speak English” or something like that, but it’s a phrase used and said by friends in response to when their friend says something that’s supposedly in English but it makes no sense whatsoever.

Friend 1: “spouts some gibberish in “English””

Friend 2: “me no hablo engles” in lil baby’s voice

by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV March 11, 2025

Flick me up

Take a picture of me dummy

When u look too fine asf w/ no kids and therefore need to capture that moment.

Me: Makeo come Flick me up

Sis: flick me up rn… I look too good.

by Inmybag&inmyBible July 5, 2023

You can see me

A invitation/ someone wants to fight

jake: bro your hella ugly

Mike: You can see me, if your really want to.

by XcloudsYt September 15, 2021

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023