Wolf Cookies

To Puke Or Vomit, Upchuck

I went to this chinese restaurant yesterday and the food was so bad, on the way home I had to pull my car over on the side of the freeway and wolf cookies. I felt beeter a few minutes later.

by Highway101 February 3, 2009

wolfenden

A person that annoys everyone, causing social breakdown in some cases

That guy is a wolfenden, watch out for him

by Jee Butter Man February 27, 2016

Sporking the Wolf

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

by Newby October 26, 2007

wolfe cookie

The small cookie shaped piece of feces that inevitable exits the anus of a person whom has just been wolfbagged.

I was wolfbagging Suzy but as soon as i stuck my fingers in her mouth my dick shot out along with a dime sized wolfe cookie, so i did it again until she got it right.

by big_dang_noodle May 17, 2006

Wolf Bagging

If someone is to be Tea-Bagged, and the Tea-Bagger has really hairy balls, "Wolf Bagging" Occurs

That night with your mum. Yeah, that's right, you remember it now. That there, that was Wolf Bagging.

by sam January 4, 2004

dick wolf

n.> one who purports to be "pro at life" through unsurprising coincidences, bodily explosions, and culinary child's play; generally, one who is overblown in his or her self-appraisal. Especially, one with these qualities who is unaware of the term that describes him or her. See both ass clown and tool.

"Gah, Devon talks about making chicken parm so much, John Pole, I hate it. He's such a dick wolf." Travus said.

"Did you hear that? I'm pro at life, " Devon said.
"You're a dick wolf," Jerry replied.
"A what?"

by Stan Fred Schooler December 10, 2008

Gay Wolf

Valter Skarsgård

Valter Skarsgård is a gay wolf.
His boyfriend Derek is not.

by DerekPC May 15, 2018