Men

I lav men I lav men plz marry me

Men

by hccsri#7546 February 27, 2023

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Men

Better than women, in every way

Men have been genetically brought up to be better than women in every way. Also, having no men on earth would be the subsequent end of humanity as we know it.

by Melonmuncher1800 November 21, 2022

Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

Beit hanina men

The most unfaithfulness unloyal, vile creatures on the planet. They’re so toxic, even their hairlines don’t wanna be around them. Don’t ever get with a hanini man.

Khadija: ooO who’s that guy he’s cute
Aisha: ew girl stay away from beit hanina men🤢

by Mindyafuckingbusiness November 22, 2021

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Men's Conference

On February 14th, ONLY FOR MEN, fuck them bitches, men will have get themselves chocolate and flowers.

yoo my dawg u heard that Men's Conference is on the 14th of February

by lmao222 February 18, 2022