Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

korean wash

someone who acts korean, is looked at as leaving or neglecting their culture and assimilating to korean culture.

omg she is so korean washed.

by justabrowngirlinsingapore February 17, 2024

Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)

I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight

by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019

AI Washing

Making over-inflated claims about use of AI (Artificial Intelligence).

Some companies claim to use AI when they're actually using less-sophisticated computing. They are AI washing.

by Uzzbuzz July 3, 2024

Weinie wash

the act of vaginal/ or oral sex with an in or significant girlfriend(s) or date(s) with the inclusion of monetary disbursement of dollars involved..also refered to as a half and half.

Before you get your weinie wash tonight for fifty bucks after you get shot down at closing time, you'd better wrap that rascal.

by the Leche January 4, 2012

Rose washing

The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.

Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.

Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.

I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!

by Banba Sed September 25, 2022

Wash

Where cool kids go to drown

also known as an arroyo

*starts to rain*

Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?

Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.

Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown

by Michi Pichi April 5, 2022