Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

Unicorn

Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"

Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night

by Fredzillian November 20, 2019

Unicorn gaggler

A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.

When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn

by chonie pockets November 28, 2019

Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019

Vanilla Unicorn

A word to describe how Benny is sexually vanilla

Use Vanilla Unicorn in any way you want when describing Benny

by Yhournumberonefan December 3, 2019

Unicorn meat

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019

Unicorn

An over hyped start-up that everyone is talking about, and is raising a ton of money.

That one company is such a unicorn, it will most likely fail.

by patepatepate May 20, 2019