Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

lemon

a idiot who cant see and is also named dianosaur.

"oh look at the lemon over there, should we help them?"

by lemonmuncher7263 January 16, 2023

Lost lemons

When you go balls deep in a bitch and you can't get your nuts out her vagina (:

Guy 1: I went so deep in her I got lost lemons
Guy 2: wow.

by I_know_everything August 3, 2013

Lemon Grenade

A meme from portal 2

When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades

by Some Idiot March 5, 2019

cock lemon

When you suck on a dick and it gives you sour lemon face

Dale didn't shower for 2weeks and when i sucked his dick it gave me cock lemon.

by sac hanglow October 5, 2016

Lemonate

To squirt someone in the face with lemonade.

Dude, why did you just lemonate me?

by Boar1 May 11, 2024

Bitter Lemon

A rude elderly person, who often despises anything new, or wasn't around when they were younger.

Man, I can't stand living with Maria. The Bitter Lemon is always getting on my nerves.

by dolb February 26, 2024