Brandon and Madison

Brandon and Madison

Amazing together..
Cutest Couple..

Brandon will try to impress Madison every way shape and form..
He will show her how much he genuinely cares..

Doing simple things like buying her favorite treat(skittles or a strawberry lemonade) to bigger things like taking her down to the Gulf of Mexico..

With her, he feels complete..
Madison loves the little things Brandon does for her..

Madison will have a bad day and at the end of the day he will have her smiling..

She loves movie night and enjoys cuddle time..

When he screws up she always finds a way to make him laugh about the situation..

Madison is very fun, loving, beautiful, outgoing, all round amazing person!

Brandon and Madison or Madison and Brandon since we always put each other first are the most cutest couple and super amazing together.. He will always adore and treasure her and she will always look at him with aww! (At least he likes to think so, he's the one doing this) XD
I love you, Madison! <3
by TheBestDefinitions9856 August 01, 2016
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brandon rhyder

a nanja master who is texas country made....usually takes big craps on wednesdays but it just depends on the phase of the moon
"omg br is tcm" on wednesday
cya brandon rhyder
by beef and ched March 13, 2008
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Dark Brandon

Nothing but a crappy meme made as a massive coping mechanism by Biden supporters to cope with the fact that they support a complete clown of a president. Most of these memes praises Biden for his recent "accomplishments' which are just a bunch of bills that will cause Bidenflation to get worse and impose harsher taxes on the middle class.
Biden supporter: Dark brandon is rising! Look at the Job growth! Look all these bills he passed! IRA will decrease inflation! Plus he killed a terrorist while recovering from COVID! Lets go dark brandon!!!

Logical person: You do realize IRA will force you to pay higher taxes to pay off inflation and the reason job growth is so high is because people have been taking up a second job to be able to afford basic necessities that are no longer affordable due to inflation. Plus Biden did not kill anyone, a US drone operator did and Al-Qaeda has no been a threat to us since OBL died.

Biden supporter: wrong! Lets go dark brandon! Lets go dark brandon!
by clinteastwood76 August 25, 2022
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Brandon Alan

One of the coolest motherfuckers you will EVER meet, giving, caring, a truly one of a kind man..... AND HAS A BIG DICK!!
Brandon Alan gangsta Badass
by brealualraedyknow January 07, 2012
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Brandon B

A guy who has soggy whale titties and greasy buttocks he sprays overpriced cologne on all the time. Brandon B's are like 16 but date 12 year olds online and break too many bones in their childhood. They are usually accompanied by kids with spaghetti hair.
"Whos that maggot working at mcdicks with sir spaghetti hair the third"
"Oh that's Brandon B"
by killer fabbit October 23, 2014
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Dirty Brandon

When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.
I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.
by TheDictioner April 25, 2020
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Joe Brandon

Joe Brandon was on the toilet for 5 hours
Joe Brandon: Damn this shit feels liquidy
by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 27, 2022
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