wank spots

When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back

“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves”

by Midge05 October 3, 2021

spotted butterfly

Derrick Tule,

Floats down the road without a care in the air,
Goes where the wind blows,
Paid by the hour

He was driving down the road like a spotted butterfly. 45mph in a 60mph zone!

by Drethmel July 23, 2021

ass spot

What you ask from a homie when he tells you he's going somewhere. Most likely derived from the Latin 'Assi Totus Listus Tier', which was a colloquial request for contextual information upon one's departure. There is an (obvious) amount of ambiguity of particular interest to linguistic historians which some in the subfield subtly regard as the (not so obvious) greatest schism in academia prior to the codification of the Middle English Vowel Shift.

As a linguistically significant phrase the original did tend to attract more varied glances from those who heard than does the modern reinterpretation, for reasons both societal and religious. However, research shows that this type of slang was rooted in more among the common workermen of the potato farms spotting the countryside.

Jaskus Maximus translated: I must return home and ensure my heir falls asleep.
Manus Hypus translated: Can I get an ass spot tier list?

by Emilio Bromfeld July 23, 2021

spot fucker

Someone who backs into a parking spot incorrectly and makes numerous back-and-forth “pumps” in an attempt to properly align the car, causing several near accidents due to the unexpected reversing.

I almost got hit by a spot fucker today.

by prudepossum August 9, 2021

g-spotting

The act of doing two things at the same time that causes something unexpected or big to happen

A:"I accidentally pressed the pause and punch button at the same time and now my game is frozen!"
B:"lol nice g-spotting"

by T3r3n August 20, 2021

spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021

Super chill spot

A place (most commonly found in a bedroom of a cottage) that is super chill and private enough to do drugs in. Usually occupied by 2-6 meth heads at one time.

“Hey yo Mike meet at the super chill spot. J-Money got some shit.”

by The Dirty Mike June 22, 2021