Matt

A man with less than the average amount of hair. Known for inhaling women’s odours at the back of dark cinemas.

OMG, Matt just smelled my hair and groaned “Shampoo”

by Fishboh August 7, 2019

Irish Matt

an irish matt is when performing oral intercourse between two lesbians they both squirt their love juice on each others faces and drink it then take a shot of each others blood

i saw my sister irish matt with her best friend last night

by Pervy Stew November 2, 2008

matt voz

a sussy little man

matt voz is a sussy little man

by uudigskjfd October 19, 2021

Matt Bothwell

A kid who has a pimple outbreak on his face, says "But, fuckin'", so much and fast, so it sounds like buttfuckin'. He likes Sam and Brend, and Walter!

Dude, Matt Bothwell is such a stalker.

by Brian Nardi January 19, 2008

Matt Pellisier

The piece of s**t drummer who left the amazing band My Chemical Romance to "pursue his life". Replaced by Bob Bryer in 2004.

Person: Who was the first drummer of MCR?
Gerard Way: A POS; Matt Pellisier, who left us!

by LynnMStockk November 21, 2010

Matt Baratz

The biggest stud you'll ever meet, gets a blowjob at least 4 times a week, total stoner,

God did you see that Matt Baratz walk by?" "Of course I did, I blew high last night.

by thepimp!.swfl June 30, 2010

Matt Boike

He is usually a faggot, has a tiny penis... 8==D (actual length) He's asian and loves to get wasted. He also likes to stick his fingers in his butthole and tickle his prostate ALOT. He loves Porn and going on Chatroulette

"Hey Justin let's go on Chatroulette!"

"No Matt Boike..."

by Matt Boike August 9, 2012