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Snake-Bag

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person
(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.
by berocca February 14, 2010
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Snake Vomit

the term used to describe the sudden ejaculation of semen from the flaccid male genitalia. Most often associated with physical violence and verbal abuse.
Snake vomit soaked the fraternity brothers leather sandals after the wrestling match.

His knuckles crashed into the woman's head and he could feel the snake vomit moisten his undies.

"Daddy's gonna hurt you. Daddy's gonna hurt you real good", he cackled, as the snake vomit dripped down his leg.
by noodly mc sketti sauce November 21, 2011
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snakemilker

If you grab life by the balls, then it's nothing to grip a snake by the neck and milk its fangs for every drop of venom - leaving it meek, harmless and limp. A snakemilker ain't for the average man. More like a bad ass who takes his lady to a cage fight on the first date. The type of man who cleans his own wounds, inks his own tattoos and drinks NOS like it's water in the Mojave. A snakemilker ain't in it for the fame. He ain't in it for the hype. And he damn sure ain't in it for the money. That's bull. He's in it for the scars, the war stories, the respect. So here's to those unsung hereos who don't give two fangs what some poodle groomer thinks. The ones who look back on life with pride, knowing they kicked ass when all was said and done.
"My daddy'll whoop your daddy's ass, cause my daddy's a snakemilker and your daddy's a Beach Scavenger."

"He had the scars of a snakemilker, the ears of a cage fighter and the handshake of a cowboy. That's a man who lived life."
by One and done. April 14, 2014
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Snake race

When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.
"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."
by Mortechant March 6, 2015
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Snake Cake

I like to have snake cake for dessert! ^~^
by Cxntastrophe March 11, 2015
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Snake Dog

A snake dog is a person who is two faced but also acts like your friend to your face, but never turns up to any of your events neither invites you
Georgia: "like for deets"
1 hour later... Still no reply

Georgia is a snake dog she never invited me to the party

Don't be like Georgia
by SnakeKid July 3, 2016
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Snake

A snake is someone who passes themselves off as a nice, trustworthy, sweet person, but as soon as you turn around, they usually lie, throw shade on you, and make up stories to seem like the victim.
Miranda: So recently I became friends with this one girl and she seemed nice at first, but now she's calling me a thot and saying I slept with Jack whom I don't even know.

Brittanni: She's a total Snake
by sierrahatesyou16 September 3, 2016
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