An aimless attempt at ending ones life, perhaps more often percieved to be a method of attention seeking rather that a serious attempt on ones life.
Jack you wanker stop attention seeking and maybe wash your greasy hair in the sink instead of aimlessly trying to end your God forsaken son of a rapist life
by AnonymousFensDweller May 22, 2005
Post intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand, then winds up the Suicidal Semen Fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the semen all across his partner's body.
" My boyfriend launched his Suicidal Semen Fastball at me, plastering semen all across my face. There were no survivors."
by Krumm and Oblina October 17, 2010
When the ring around the lip of a gallon of milk Kamikaze's into your glass when you're trying to pour.
"Dude i was trying to enjoy a refreshing glass of milk, but the ring Kamikaze'd into the glass and ruined the taste"
"lulz. What you just witnessed was a Milk-ring Suicide!"
"lulz. What you just witnessed was a Milk-ring Suicide!"
by MolotovMan1263 March 17, 2008
I have actual suicidal tendencies.
by sqreemwithme January 10, 2018
by TehEndieMC July 14, 2015
The place where people end up when they don't know where else to go. A dark place no one ever really wants to visit.
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
A noun describing when one's sources of cannabis buds has expired and one resorts to using an entire kief reserve to smoke.
Max committed kief suicide when he ran out of tree so he smoked a kief and tobacco bowl.
Clarke retorted "I'll only use kief suicide as a last resort if I can't find some weed."
Clarke retorted "I'll only use kief suicide as a last resort if I can't find some weed."
by BobbyGlowstix January 05, 2013