Scott

Gets friction burn from walking barefoot, smells like a tennis ball, looks like a cup of herbal tea, greats people by "top of the morning" owns a sperm bank and his son will undoubtedly be black.

Look at Scott's son he's back but him and his wife our white.

by TerryLovesYogurt August 4, 2019

scottish sea star

When 5 or more guys stand in a circle locked arms and a ginger girl in the middle. The girl then proceeds to jerk off with her hands and feet and sucks off the first guy all at the same time. Also known as an Irish circle jerk

That ginger bitch Melissa got Scottish sea starred last night she’s never felt so violated.

by Spongeboymebob August 10, 2019

Scott R

The most amazing young man you will ever meet. He is deviously handsome and has beautiful flowing locks with crystal blue eyes. He is incredibly smart. He plays the violin and is talented in many other ways. If you know a Scott, you are extremely lucky and should keep him forever and ever.

Do you have a Scott R?
Yes, he is amazing!

by help me now 351831991 September 18, 2019

Scott Shitty

Where all meth head, crack head, and whores come from. Don’t ever meet or talk to a scott shitty person. You will regret every second of it. The men is what make the shit part of scott shitty. Finishing to fast and not giving a damn about a girl.

Scott shitty Missouri is the worst.

Hey I’m going to Scott shitty

by Member of scott shitty November 28, 2019

Scott Wart

A horny ass nigga who will likely try to beat off while you are in the room regardless of your gender. His kryptonite is the squeezing of his one boob he was born with. Loves to get treated like garbage: it fuels his boner.

That man has one tit and is beating off near his homies. He is such a Scott Wart.

by Osaucey December 10, 2019

Scott

Usually a Barber. Hates skin fades. Easy to find, bragging about how many hair cuts he can do.

That’s nothing mate, Scott does 27 heads on a fucking Wednesday

by lol whynot October 18, 2019

Scottish bagpipe

The act of connecting one's rectum to another's usually performed with a cylindrical tube or rod to help regulate internal body temperatures by sharing flatulence. The bagpipe definition was derived a Scotsman the that had climbed Mount Everest and survived using his quick wits bagpipe and young squire.

Did you hear Rodger and Mick Finney had to play the Scottish bagpipe to escape the avalanche?!

Also accepted the abbreviation of the term "The pipes"

Jesus Johnny if it gets any colder out here we're going to have to play the pipes.

by 2ub0 November 4, 2019