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stems and seeds

"Stems and seeds" refers to the hodge-podge of loose change one has prior to being COMPLETELY broke. To clarify, 'stems and seeds' are NOT the huge containers of change that people gradually compile; rather, the term applies to the usually worthless (i.e., mostly pennies) coins you're down to right before payday.
"Anyway, we stopped to grab a draft on the way home from work, like we usually do. Dumb-ass me forgets I'm broke, and I order the first round. At the exact moment I saw the barmaid turn the corner with a trayfull of tall-boys, it finally dawned on me that I was down to my 'stems and seeds.'
by BoiseBoltfan May 26, 2010
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1,2 step

let me see u 1 2 step
by Brittany Sanchez November 27, 2004
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euro step

the quick transition in basketball from dribbling to pivoting to jumping all in the same motion of a lay-up.
Davis attempted to do a euro step but did it incorrectly so Trey had to teach him all over again.
by treyballer February 2, 2015
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step dad

some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.
me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.

mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!
by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010
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step sider

n. (also stoop sider) Refers to the people who tend to reside on people's stoop or front steps. A group of friends who find it interesting and confortable to sit on peoples' steps. These people are generally in groups or 4 or more. Most often found in the outskirts of the city, hence the word "sider."
I found some of them step siders around my house the other day.
by lawlzar December 7, 2010
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Steasel

To deliberately put down a friend in front of a girl in order to make yourself look better.

The act of weaseling your way into a situation using the lowest means of sabotage possible. Examples include unnecessary guilt trips and the belittling of friends in order to accomplish selfish motives.
Sam steaseled David at the dinner table when he called David a rude and selfish asshole for not inviting the ladies at the table to serve themselves food first. Consequently, Sam looked like a gentleman, while David looked rude. Therefore, David just got steaseled by Sam.

Adam steaseled his way into the girls bedroom by humiliating his friend.

The steasel Jordan pulled on me made it so that I could never have sex with that girl again.

Tom steaseled his way into a party he was not invited to, taking the place of a friend that would have been invited otherwise.
by that raza daza November 28, 2010
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Step 4

“Me and my girl might get to Step 4 tonight.”
by Kevdog Millionaire September 28, 2018
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