Salt Goblin

A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.

A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..

by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020

Salt lifestyle

The state of constant defiance to feeling in the wrong or defeated, these character types go about doing the honorable work in a quiet manner. Often looking to other’s to explain their own feelings of salt. It’s not a way of life that is chosen but it chooses you.

Benji was the only person worth any salt in the board room meeting that morning. It’s the salt lifestyle that gave Benji the foresight to recommend moving the staff entrance away from the fitness centre attached to the building.

by Don Pinche de Cabron February 17, 2021

i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.

Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.

by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019

salt

another word for cum because people say it tastes salty

as Harry Styles says I’m his song Medicine

“you got the salt and I got the appetite”

by AssholeTheGiraffeBitch November 7, 2018

Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.

Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

salts

Smiled a little then stopped

It's basucally a more accurates version of lol. Example:
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-John Cena
-No, it's not. Nobody can see him!
-Salts.

by HaNoWSss February 24, 2019