The Land Between The Rivers

The Land Between The Rivers, is Alfheim's poetic name. It's because Alfheim, means both: "elf home," and "land between the rivers." It corresponds, to modern Bohuslan, in Sweden.

Elven bards, in old days, singed about, The Land Between The Rivers, their chosen homeland.

by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024

River inmon

Super really gay

“River Inmon is so gay”

by PeppaMonke January 11, 2020

Carolina River Wash

when 2 people go and have sex in a river

Me and my girlfriend went down to Carolina River Wash last weekend.

by Purple hooded swagger May 26, 2021

fell in the river

There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river

Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party

Getting wasted

Tripping and falling in a spectacular way

Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet

Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!

Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots

Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere

by chachawatcher July 5, 2009

river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011

River Ouze

To find a girl with diarrhea, fuck her in the arse and piss in her. When you pull out, shit and shit should treacle out.

My bitch was ill with diarrhea so we did a River Ouze

by SillyDog900 April 22, 2009

river barge

What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.

Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.

Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."

Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."

by gentleman774 December 18, 2013