"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Lemon Pepper Queef Salad!
by Ghalicek7 April 12, 2022
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by Biggciddy713 May 29, 2016
The conspiracy theory that Trump and Putin used secret queefs between staffers to communicate coded messages.
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by Boom-shaka-laka-laka...Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom-shaka-laka-laka May 01, 2008
"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.
The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?
Have you taken out the trash?
Have you mowed the lawn yet?
When are you going to take me out?
You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"
Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?
Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow
Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!
You didn't look back while switching lanes!
Your going to get us killed!
You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
Have you taken out the trash?
Have you mowed the lawn yet?
When are you going to take me out?
You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"
Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?
Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow
Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!
You didn't look back while switching lanes!
Your going to get us killed!
You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
by UCRKID January 05, 2010
after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place
I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place
by davy likes penis April 11, 2010