Lemon Pepper Queef Salad

Reeses' favorite snack

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Lemon Pepper Queef Salad!

by Ghalicek7 April 12, 2022

Big Fat Pussy Queef

Is when.. you or a female friend have a fat moose knuckle that queefs louder than most.

Damn Janey, that was a nasty big fat pussy queef.

Big fat pussy queef!!!!!

by Jerry spawnsworth November 1, 2019

2 legged queef factory

A derogatory name for a female

Im not gonna take no b.s. from this 2 legged queef factory

by Biggciddy713 May 29, 2016

QAnon Quid Pro Queef

The conspiracy theory that Trump and Putin used secret queefs between staffers to communicate coded messages.

QAnon Quid Pro Queef coding has now surpassed AES 256-bit encryption as the gold standard.

by QAnon Quid Pro Queef August 6, 2021

ball cleavage queef

To queef out of your testicle cleavage

OOH....I just ball cleavage queefed in that hoes mouth.

by Boom-shaka-laka-laka...Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom-shaka-laka-laka May 1, 2008

Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.

Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!

by UCRKID January 5, 2010

queef crack bikini monster

after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place

I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place

by davy likes penis April 11, 2010