Inside Out Queef

When air is absorbed into a woman's lower area. Usually caused by burps. As the name suggests, an inside out queef is literally an inside out queef.

John:Man, last night was rough, Mary's queef took my breath away.
Adam:It must have been an inside out queef.

by KawaiiPanda. June 9, 2014

Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014

bone smack the queef

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018

Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.

1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)

by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020

Kansas shitty queef

When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.

I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.

by Leesuschrist January 2, 2022

beer queef

alcoholic pussy farts

"Ashley just beer queefed"

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

Chief Queef

The leader producer of queefs. Each queef that Chief Queef expels is a work of art and if you are blessed enough to witness one of these queefs, you are guaranteed access to Heaven.

Chief Queef is our Lord and Savior.

by Succulent_buthay3939 November 26, 2021