texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 12, 2015

potted plant and janitor

the last 2 people working on steam game tf2 / team fortress 2

Did you hear of the new tf2 update? Yeah the potted plant and janitor must have updated the localization files for the 11 morbillionth time

by yeehwa October 2, 2022

two peas in a pot

mac ur wrong lol

mac and i are two peas in a pot

by longBALLS3 March 7, 2021

yeast in the coffee pot

The act of spreading a yeast infection via switching from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. This can occur both by accident or on purpose.

I knew that something wasn't right after last night. When I woke up the next morning I realized that there was yeast in the coffee pot.

by pandacanon May 5, 2018

Orientation dokey pots

When you need Jesus, because you get paid to swear. Also, there's a good chance you're name is Brooklyn.

"You bitch mother fucker ass cunt sucker....(yes there's more... )

Swearing for dolla bills like..... but you rated gggggg

Orientation dokey pots

by Brooklyngregg October 14, 2023

going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one March 3, 2011

Oregon Pot Roast

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot

“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”

by PilotAndPinUp September 30, 2021