Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft
words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad
grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any
water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’
s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.
In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a
tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’
t get to date the Most Perfect
Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and
happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the
bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).
And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
