Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.
"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "
by eyesee63 November 23, 2013
Get the penis mache mug.A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
by Bowman June 16, 2002
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Get the penis welt mug.Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.
by Mr Member February 15, 2010
Get the Penis envy mug.1. When the penis is folded over in your pants and protrudes through revealing a short nub to be seen by all, giving you that uncomfortable feeling that you cannot fix when you are in public.
2. A lazy person who is dumb founded to everything around him/her.
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If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.
If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.
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