The Black Patrick

“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”

Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings

by Black_Patrick February 7, 2023

noble paige patrick

The greatest YouTuber of all time

Noble Paige Patrick is the best YouTuber ever

by NoblePaigePatrick November 27, 2022

Being a Patrick

A person- Who is always right, who must get in the last word, and a person who will argue until you walk away

I know today is Thursday, but the other person insist today is Friday in Japan, you are "Being a Patrick"

by Postal42 October 7, 2011

St. Patrick's Day

Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.

"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."

by Anonymous January 23, 2005

Dick Patrick

One who Wears Extreme High Waters with non matching socks, and is a total douche.
Also completely ignorant to the duties of thier job and pawns thier work off.

Hey, did you see those pants jim had on?
Yeah they looked like Capri's!
They were totally "Dick Patricks"

by tile queen July 3, 2009

Sean Patrick

Sean Patrick is the sexiest person you will ever meet. He is so love ale and hot. You can’t ever turn down a Sean Patrick

Girl1: who’s that guy he so cute!
Girl2:o that’s Sean Patrick he is so nice you should go talk to him he’s really outgoing.

by Seanpatrick4 February 28, 2019

Pulling a Patrick

Leaving parties early to go home and get high.

Party Goer #1: Where did Rick go?
Party Goer #2: He just left, he said he would have more fun at home getting high and playing video games.
Party Goer #1: Oh, pulling a Patrick huh?
Party Goer #2: As always

by ThisMan 420 January 11, 2010