juice master

a competent barman/barmaid

there are special trade schools to become a juice master

by Sexydimma May 26, 2015

docking juice

The juicey substance or natural lubricant that is produced from the foreskin during the act of Docking.

Edmund only had his sock to wipe away the excessive docking juice oozing from Charlie's foreskin

by LachlanChapman December 30, 2013

Meeble Juice

The liquid excreted by the Meeble worm of the banana republic. it is boiled and distilled several times before crystallizing. The crystals are then crushed into a power and snorted for enjoyment.

Side effects include: meebling, meebophilia, wild colours, texting gibberish, obsession with lime sized objects, and jumping jellybeans.

Guy1: what are you on?
Hot girl: meeble juice

by mr jonass October 23, 2009

Scooter Juice

Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.

My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.

Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.

I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Aids-juice

Aidsjuice is an racist slur to refer to blood of black people.

That nigga leaking aids-juice after being stabbed

by Mr Christian August 11, 2017

Anxiety Juice

Cafe Americano, but instead of water, energy drink
(Espresso+Energy drink)

Guy 1: dude are you okay?
Guy 2: no....
Guy 3: he is on anxiety juice, he thought that would wake him up, but now he has constant anxiety
Guy 1: god save him

by Delivery_Cat_Gamer_Boy_1969 January 1, 2022

Juice that ass

To squeeze an ass, like squeezing a fruit to get the juice out of it. To 'juice' that ass.

Juice that juice that ass, do it slow do it fast. Pump that pump that pump that ass, do it slow, do it fast. I got juice.

by Mere and Log October 2, 2013