Tiny Tim

You know that one short friend in your friend group

Hey Tiny Tim get over here

by TZORizzypie October 3, 2023

Tim Minute

When any Tim leaves the room and says he'll be a minute, that minute can be a minute or 6 hours, it's random odds

Are you actually going to take a minute or is this a Tim minute

by Wallfenstein March 12, 2023

Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.

Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.

by I_like_farts August 14, 2024

Tim

Someone who doesn’t give a fuck

Tim doesn’t care if your kid made the honor roll.

by Noempathy November 23, 2021

Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.

Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him

by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019

Tim Pool DOJ

Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?

Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Tim

Loving, thoughtful, sexy, masculine, charming, fashionable, athletic, and devastatingly handsome. Polished, yet somehow rugged.

His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.

He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader.

Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.

He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.

Tim is a charming and captivating man.

by JustALovingGirlOnFire November 22, 2021