12 year old

A masturbation MASTER, masturbates almost every night also girls finger themselves

Teacher:Stop spewing ur cum on Rachael!!!
Boy(12 year old):Sorry Teach .....you want some???
Teacher:SURE right in my mouth plz
Boy(12 year old):*cums in her mouth*
Rachael(12 year old):*cries* I wanted that!!!

by Riku_Fucker(Sora) February 12, 2007

12 inch penis

Something Nick Barrett does have (see also, Nick Barrett)

Dude, My boyfriend doesn't even come close to a 12 inch penis.

by Your mom April 05, 2003

12/01/20

this specific date is very special and important to both me and my boyfriend:). it was the day when elijah (my boyfriend) confessed to me about his feelings towards me, how he wants me to be his forever, and how much he loves me. it was a school morning, i saw a couple of notifications from him, and i was smiling so damn hard, and so i opened his messages and saw that he talked about how much i mean to him and how special i make him feel all the time :D of course i was crying tears of joy, i never thought that this day would come, and since then i've been so incredibly happy and grateful to have him in my life. his words mean everything to me <3 OH AND- of course i said yes to being his girlfriend :D, i honestly thought that i was dreaming, but i wasn't. damn, i swear that im so lucky to have him in my life. without him, i would've have given up already, and i would've been at my lowest point right now. he has lit up my life, and i just have to say that he is my complete everything and he means the whole world to me. this boy is someone i never want to lose. i love him so damn much, i could never imagine myself with anybody else but him, nor could i ever imagine somebody else with him other than me :D he's my soulmate, my twinflame, the love of my life, the father of our kids, my happiness, my love, my world and my everything <3 i really hope to never lose him.

my boyfriend and i got together on this date : 12/01/20 :DD

by andreea <3333 March 19, 2021

12 step program

Derived from the Latin word “twelvestepethprogramus” which means “To do no good” or in Greek, “To shat on thy face“. The twelve step program is a way to get clean, included in some rehab programs, AA, and NA. It involves giving yourself up to a so-called God, and giving your drug counselors oral to rid you of your drug usage habits. So far it has only been proven useful in lab rats and some untrained monkeys.

Zakk's mom is a filthy, cock-eyed, cunt & forces him to attend the 12 step program, although it is full of shit and he really has no drug problem.

by blowermcgee August 29, 2006

3-12-04

Magical date for lovers. Said that if a relationship were to begin on this date in a movie theatre watchin a johnny depp movie in virginia along with a caucasian female and an asian male, that the love will last forever..or until one of them is run over

Damn 3-12-04 is crazy

by jacknickel April 12, 2004

12 year old

A person that isn't 13 yet. Even though they might be better than you at some things, they're 12 and not 13 so you can make fun of them. They're 12 and not a teen and you can have fun with that anytime you want.

12 year old: Hey, wanna watch a movie?
Teen: Dude, it's PG-13...
12 year old: But-
Teen: 12 YEAR OLD, HAHA!

by Da Interwebz January 30, 2015

7-12-9er

A trilogy of numbers that are spoken at random moments to lighten up the mood.

"Dude my grandma died to day."
"Ehhhhhhh 7-12-9er!"

by Brownie April 21, 2004