pebble penis

Smallest classification of penis.
Smaller than a tiny penis or micro penis.
Barely classified as a penis it is so small.
Small penile bump protruding from a male's pubic area.
"Did you bang Morris?"
"No, he had a pebble penis, it would have been impossible!"
by blamblamglam December 10, 2013
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Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie
Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"
by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016
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penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."
by Bowman June 17, 2002
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penis welt

When you finish having sex with a dirty girl and now have a welt on your dick not knowing if its an STD or not
Bro I got a penis welt and I do not know if i have AIDS or not
by Wubby April 05, 2019
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Penis envy

Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.
by Mr Member February 14, 2010
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Penis Knuckle

1. When the penis is folded over in your pants and protrudes through revealing a short nub to be seen by all, giving you that uncomfortable feeling that you cannot fix when you are in public.

2. A lazy person who is dumb founded to everything around him/her.
After the awkward silence, he said, "Why you gotta be a penis knuckle?"

You're a penis knuckle!
by CBizkit84S March 08, 2013
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penis inch

A fraction of an inch, because men often exaggerate the lengths of their members.

If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.
The window is forty penis inches wide, but really it's only three feet.
by Johnny Rocker October 01, 2009
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