noah

noah is so hot and his dick can reach the moon when its hard

noah so cool

by izaak mackey April 6, 2022

Noah Schnapp

Just the best human alive.

You’re almost as funny as Noah Schnapp! Hey, I said ALMOST.

by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018

Noah

A boi that is very jealous of Moni because he wants attention

Noah is being Noah again...

by RISA_BOI November 7, 2019

Noah

Noah is a crazy little chicken nugget with long hair. champion is his favorite brand.

Noah is wearing a champion hoody

by thicccows1234 April 7, 2022

Noah

Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!

by mugger3948 July 7, 2024

Noah

Noah is better than a Kale and a Jaedon so if you are a Noah You are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!

look at kale and jaedon compared to noah what a loser they are!

by Sava is ugly June 8, 2021

Noah

Noah is really funny in a unique type of way. He is someone that is always thinking ahead and being prepared for anything that would come his way. As well as being really cute and innocent. He is someone that is super nerdy and spends a lot of time researching for things he likes and things that he knows he won’t even get. He is really caring and has an AMAZING WORK ETHIC. He is motivated by things that a lot of people aren’t that motivated by. He has a small group of friends and he likes it that way

Isabel: Man that Noah kid is super cute

Janet: Tell me about it. His friends are too

by YaYeetGimmeSomeTreat November 1, 2018