A slang term often used in the American ghettos to refer to the act of pretending to pull out a firearm in order to scare away aggressors, even if you don't actually have one.
"Devon was about to jump my ass so I had to pump fake and he ran like a bitch."
"lol your ass was dead thank god"
"lol your ass was dead thank god"
by devon james laquarius the IIII October 29, 2023
Get the Pump Fakemug. Barbara: Everyone knows Vanilla drinks are the best.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.
by PoshPuff September 12, 2016
Get the Fake judgermug. You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.
You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...
by Youknowwhatmaybeiamdeppressed August 8, 2020
Get the Fake Friendsmug. They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.
“____ is such a fake friend.”
by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019
Get the fake friendmug. Yeah. I really dig that new club spot. We're going! Next Saturday it's on.
(Doesn't ever happen)
Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.
(Doesn't ever happen)
Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.
by misstara007 June 10, 2022
Get the Trigger fakemug. Fake friends don’t care about your well being, they will just use you for popularity someone to hurt, emotionally or physically.
A fake friend might pretend to be your friend, but use you instead.
A fake friend might pretend to be your friend, but use you instead.
Example 1-
Catherine: “I miss my friend Taney”
*Catherine checks phone*
Taney’s contact: “please come back to our old school!! I need you!! I’m so unpopular without you and I don’t have anyone to hit!!”
Example 2-
Sarah: “Hi Flynn, how have you been?”
Flynn: “I thought I told you that I didn't want to be friends anymore because you told my secrets to everyone in class.”
Sarah: “let’s forgive and forget, ok? It was just severe humiliation and causing your depression!”
Sarah and Taney represent Fake Friends .
Catherine: “I miss my friend Taney”
*Catherine checks phone*
Taney’s contact: “please come back to our old school!! I need you!! I’m so unpopular without you and I don’t have anyone to hit!!”
Example 2-
Sarah: “Hi Flynn, how have you been?”
Flynn: “I thought I told you that I didn't want to be friends anymore because you told my secrets to everyone in class.”
Sarah: “let’s forgive and forget, ok? It was just severe humiliation and causing your depression!”
Sarah and Taney represent Fake Friends .
by 1cy January 25, 2021
Get the Fake Friendsmug. A term used by DID/Tourettes/Insert “Quirky” Mental Disorder Here fakers on TikTok to try and, you guessed it, cancel the person calling them out on their antics.
Todd: Hey, Maggie. I’ve noticed how you’ve been faking Tourettes lately. Please stop, as my friend Dave has Tourettes and it makes life much harder for him.
Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!
Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!
by Redacted_Inside_Joke_Number_68 March 27, 2023
Get the Fake Claimingmug.