Nap time

A response when something goes wrong, or someone says or does some dum shit
Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.
by Jay stewie June 23, 2017
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Fifa Nap

Used to describe a time when potential gamers are tired, and are prepared to play on the football game Fifa, but with the agreement that intermittent naps may be taken.

This can be applied to any game or activity. EG: Film Nap, food nap, read nap, talk nap and so on.
"Fifa Nap?"

"I'll play, but I might need a nap at some point, Fifa nap?"
by Chester Payton December 23, 2014
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You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
by sawalawg February 06, 2010
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Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).
You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.
by Deeptot January 07, 2021
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bate and nap

When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap
Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap
by Slleeppyy September 18, 2015
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Nap asl

Damn, that movie was nap asl.
by Applebottomjeans256 February 16, 2024
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Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.
Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."
by LDS14 April 12, 2018
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