suffocation nap

When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep

did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?

Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap

by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023

Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

Naps Man

BULLAMAN!, all ah fucken dem is bullaman

"Yuh getting on like ah Naps Man, gosh boy, doh come round me"

by I hate skl November 21, 2023

Beef Nap

The nap one takes after consuming beef. Typically occurs after eating fajitas or beef of similar consistency.

Those fajitas were great. I'm ready for a beef Nap.

by Dipfartson December 17, 2022

The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023

Nap Stack

A game where a group of individuals stack items on a passed out person with the intention of not awakening them, usually done at the end of a night out.

Last night we nap stacked Georgie so badly, even with a microwave on her head she didn’t wake up!

by Saucy boy ft Dru-P July 28, 2023