Cry nap

Taking a nap after crying

I just got a whooping from my mom I’m about to take a cry nap

by Mysterious 😏 June 1, 2022

Quack Nap

A nap in a swamp where ducks chill

Adrian: man I accidentally took a quack nap

Cassandra: oh mate you have bread in ya hair

by Zoe Biancofiore September 30, 2019

nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.

We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.

by kurtwithakay September 16, 2020

Lash Nap

When someone is so tired but they can’t keep their eyes closed they have a male ejaculate onto their closed eyelashes to help keep them closed to increase the likelihood of sleeping.

Tawny said, “I’m so freaking tried but I can’t sleep, I could really use a lash nap right now”.

by NeckRowFeelYa May 27, 2022

Brat nap

the time for an brat to catch a beauty nap

bitch please...i gotta take a brat nap

by lido32 December 21, 2010

missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

girth nap

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.

The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.

by Aidscurescancer August 15, 2014