my z

the only person i’d spend a million lifetimes with.

my z, be my valentine?

(not taking no as an answer)

by your ex (future wife) February 7, 2022

my butt

very mean and so scrary. always punches me and looks like an old man

Person1: OMG my butt coming this way!!!!!
Person2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my butt is so scary

by im pseudonym yayyy April 7, 2022

my dino

A girl probably named a boy this on a social midia app she is very into u and you r into her u told her she likes u but she hasn’t yet both of use r sensitive asf but crackheads use r best friends and love eachother you both never give up on each other. Use r very similar. And use r both a cute couple. But the girl is always taller than the boy and use r both good kissers ✨❤️

Omg there such a good couple she called him my Dino

by Jagsab November 13, 2020

be my Giulani

Be down for me no matter how dumb my lie is. Ride and die. LTD.

I’m about to do some dumb shit. Not Trump dumb but pretty close. I’m gonna need you to be my Giulani.

by Phranchise November 17, 2020

My will to live

A creature of myth, thought to have maybe existed in the far past. It is widely agreed that this creature has gone extinct, and is now nothing more than a legend.

Stupid bitch: Don't you have a will to live?
Reasonable person: My will to live? Don't be stupid, no such thing exist. Gimme death.

by Amphibian Requesting death November 29, 2020

My loser

My loser if for someone special you like to “bully” and you love them

“you’re my favorite loser, You’re My loser <3”

by candyy_24 December 8, 2020

my trains

your trains are something you guard with your life, trains come first.

you: hey girl wanna come to my place
her: oooo sure
you: *flicks on the light* meet my trains

the girl not understanding the importance of your trains leaves very disrespectfully

by basement eater#87 February 18, 2021