hooker muffin

the true ship name for badboyhalo and skeppy.

hooker muffin is much much better than skephalo because skeppy is a hooker(he's a hooker because he called someone a hooker because they had chain armor and he had chain armor so therefor he is also a hooker) and well bbh is a muffin so it makes perfect sense! only toxic shippers use skephalo.

if your to lazy to read that very short paragraph: hooker(skeppy) + muffin(bbh) = hooker muffin!

hooker muffin is a better ship name ngl

by milflover381 July 15, 2019

Chuff Muffin

An affectionate term for a portly yet cheeky young child (usually male).

Y'alright chuff muffin?!

by Byron Chamberlain September 16, 2004

Tossin Muffins

When a belligerant ass hole steps up to a fight and throws nothing but weak knuckles; he is tossing muffins.

Malkin be tossin muffins daily

by the bake chef May 31, 2009

Muffin Rape

Muffin rape is rape, but with a muffin.

1: His ass is full of crumbs, from the muffin rape.

2: She didnt like that i had some really hardcore muffin rape going on, she kept crying and saying she would never get the crumbs outta' her cooter.

by TwigglesTheShizzles January 3, 2009

cock muffin

a male who is sexually pleased with another man's penis.

Paul was being a cock muffin when he took his mom's dildo to put in his rectum.

by Bunkley April 13, 2008

The Muffin Man

That guy...

The Muffin Man wins!

by Gates May 4, 2004

Down on the Muffin

Cunnilingus. The act of using your mouth and tongue to stimulate your selfish bitch.

Dolan: Hey Fav, who is the new piece of quim I've seen you hangin' with?
Fav: Oh, her name is Aja. I met her online a few days ago.
Dolan: Have you been down on the muffin yet?
Fav: Hell no. She currently has a yeast infection AND her period ! Some serious hazmat brewin' down there.
Dolan: Yeeessh !

by Fav February 14, 2008