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mike curtis

an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit
Mike Curtis: babe suck my dick
Me: no babe not rn
Mike Curtis:*slaps u in the face*
by queenmami July 20, 2016
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Mike Selisny

does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.
mike Selisny does not get up on a friday
mike selisny definitely bats for both teams
by big boobs anonymous April 19, 2018
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Dirty Mike

The term for an individual that has contracted all of the possible STD's.
Ya man, she got tested, she is positive for dirty mike.
by bigmike999 January 3, 2016
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mike kerr

or Michael Kerr!
Vocalist and Bassist in the British Rock band, Royal Blood(since 2013) along with drummer Benjamin/Ben thatcher.
Plays the bass with a really unique style.
He plays the fender semi-hollow starcaster bass and nobody knows what effects he uses as he refuses to say
Mike never talks about the weather.
He has a funny personality.
In February 2021 Mike has become alcohol-free for 2 years!
Royal blood's songs are really interesting to listen to.
their latest album is being released in April 2021 called Typhoons before they announced this they had released 2 singles, troubles coming (October 2020) and typhoons (January 2021)
Radio X: And here's Little monster by royal blood! what a banger tune!
Me: That's my favourite song!!! Ben thatcher and Mike kerr sure do know how to make amazing songs
by Im_not_funny_sorry March 2, 2021
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Father Mike

A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.
Father Mike will sort that out!
by HeyIt'sCameron April 23, 2022
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Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it
Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day
by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017
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Pulling a Mike

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.
Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?
by Devo1 November 15, 2018
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