Mad Cig

Used when one is in desperate need of a cigarette. Derived in central Ohio

"hey bro let me get a mad cig, i haven't had one in five minutes!"

by oximoreon February 04, 2009

Mad Beatdown

A token or offering of your friendship to someone you don't know and vice-versa.

Hey man, do you want a mad beatdown?

No, what the hell's your problem?

by pseudonym696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

Mad Boore

Someone who thinks they can operate a rig but just fuck it every time

Mad Boore has fucked it again

by Kangaskidsteer April 07, 2021

Mad oo

An exclamation made when someone says something too unbelievable or exciting

Some random chick: My boyfriend promised to get me the new iPhone 11

Some random chick's friend: Mad oo

by jsyk I'm here July 20, 2020

Mad Alice

A drink consisting of: 1 litre of vodka (80 proof or stronger), THC extracted from cannabis (around 5-10g each litre) and LSD or Psilocybin.
The alcohol and cannabis will combine into a stronger high and booze buzz and produce a fuzzy and warm sensation in the body, while the LSD or Shrooms make you trip shit.

A perfect alternative for those not fond of alcohol is the Mad Hatter, which replaces the alcohol with chamomile/catnip tea.

It feels so fucking good, it makes you feel like you're in wonderland.
That's why they call it Mad Alice, dude.

by abyssalweedlord November 24, 2013

Telstra Mad

When you are so mad, that chest pains, eye twitching, profanity, loss of mind are all in full swing and any form of control has been squashed by you diminished spirit, feelings of requiring therapy or remuneration due to incredibly poor service, you are officially Telstra Mad.

'On a scale of 1 to Telstra Mad, just how mad were you bro?' 'I was Telstra mad'

by Telstramadgirl March 14, 2018

mad foo

when someone is so lame / pathetic / such a party pooper, that they’re mad foo.

*posts a video of a guy tying their hair into a bun*
“yo can you not post that i didn’t give you permission”
“you’re mad foo”

by theharshreality December 20, 2017