Telstra Mad

When you are so mad, that chest pains, eye twitching, profanity, loss of mind are all in full swing and any form of control has been squashed by you diminished spirit, feelings of requiring therapy or remuneration due to incredibly poor service, you are officially Telstra Mad.

'On a scale of 1 to Telstra Mad, just how mad were you bro?' 'I was Telstra mad'

by Telstramadgirl March 13, 2018

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Prairie Madness

A state of catatonia induced by looking at a landscape so featureless and without landmark, one can literally see the curvature of the Earth because of how dull these plains are. Most commonly occurs in southern Idaho, US, especially on road trips.

G: It's so flat and without anything! It's lifeless! Nothing exists! I don't exist! There is no such thing as reality, consequence, or the state of mortal existence!

T: Oh fuck, G's got Prairie Madness

by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019

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Mads Milde

A boy with a little dick, that uses all his time playing roblox.

You grinding rolox, you must be a "Mads Milde"

by Bin saden July 30, 2022

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Mad bunda

When someone has a fat ass

Yoooo she's god mad bunda, she looks kinda butters though

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Mad Mick

My uncle. He is so mad that he cannot function in society without getting into trouble.

My name’s Mick. Mad Mick.

by Lon McDean December 19, 2022

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Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

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