Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Austin “the licker “ gromek

Bootlicker without sarcasm comprehension

Don’t be like him , he’s an Austin “the licker “ gromek

by Dealingcaveman March 28, 2023

Rainbow licker

On individual whom only uses others for their personal gain. The colours r the ppl they used for their needs, the arch would be the patch I which they traveled and the pot of gold is a symbolism of their undeserved award

Rainbow licker a lazy coworker r neighbours whom only speak with you when something is needed

by Nsheppard June 4, 2015

Poop Licker

A type of gay man that has a mental disorder. They normally get a pole in their butt and proceed to lick their own poop off the pole and not care because it is in their mouth. This type of fag may also be known as a Limpy Wristed Fag.

Gee, that Poop Licker must ingest a lot of shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Foot Licker

Someone who is being a real booty.

"Ok I get it foot licker."

by That one autistic Guy February 13, 2020