The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>

The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care

by True catch October 15, 2018

True

The correct response for any question, statement, or situation.

“You know that assignment was due last week?” “Uhhh...True”
“Omg she’s so nice” “*eyeroll*...True”
*sees someone’s boyfriend cheating” “oh...True” *shurg*

by szing101 October 15, 2018

true dat

A reference to the fact that DAT (Digital Audio Tape, a physical magnetic cassette tape format for digital data and media storage, also being an early lossless digital music recording format and medium, with helical read/write heads similar to those used with VHS videocassettes), preserved the complete nature of the recorded and so sounds “true” (generally 48kHz 16-bit stereo PCM), unlike the disgraceful and horrible lossy formats such as mp1l3 (OK, mp3), ATRAC (MiniDisc), PASC (as used on the well-known DCC format), and many other pretenders such as RealAudio. All of those lossy encoders produce recordings that sound “false”, and denigrate music and human experience below acceptable limits. DAT is the one true fin-de-siècle medium, hence the term “true dat”.

“You know what? I heard that before and it didn't really get me!”
“Really?”
“Yeah for sure. This time it was somehow different, I really felt the vibe.”
“True dat.”

by SanguinePomelo June 29, 2020

True-Virginity

All of what you'd be willing to do intimately (at most).

True-Virginity Synonyms: True Virginity, Virginity, 100% Virginity, Extra Virginity, Super Virginity.

Their true-virginity was still in tact as they were preserving anal for the right person.

by IAmMe777 August 19, 2024

true friend

someone who can understand your typing even with almost every word spelt wrong.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS AO DUNNT”
b - “lol i know that’s so funny”

a - wow you’re a true friend for knowing what i just said

b - yes i’ve gotten used to your typing

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

That's true

That's NOT true Emma you don't kmow what the fuck you're talking about it was the Sacred bamd of Thebes that was the gay lovers.

Hym "No the Spartans would send their kids out into the wilderness as children. THAT'S true. THAT was the Spartans. The gay army beat the Spartan army. He's conflating 2 different armies."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

He’s true

A statement one would say when someone else has a fair point, or a factual point. Synonym for “he’s right”.

Person A: Y’know, Person C would probably have an easier time if he actually put in the effort into learning the subject.

Person B: Yeah, Person C, he’s true about that to be honest.

by tihmmer December 14, 2023