glass blumpkin boat

Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).

"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."

by CairoXP June 08, 2007

Fresh Off The Boat

When a location has been infiltrated by an individual or collection of people who are of a certain ethnic minority or nationality.

Me: "Raymond, look over there at that group of Chinese people".

Raymond: "Shit they fresh off the boat".

by ishavemyhole July 17, 2012

sinking both boats

When you insult or otherwise harm yourself to insult or otherwise harm another.

Guy 1: I bet I've had 20 times as many girlfriends as you
Guy 2: 0 girlfriends times 20 equals 0 girlfriends, idiot
(Guy 2 is sinking both boats)

by Nolege mon November 02, 2015

glass buttom boat

when a person performs sex acts upon themselves while atop a coffee table that has a see thru glass top. A person laying below the table also performs sex acts upon themselves while they watch one another.

" i had a long crazy night with my wife, had the glass buttom boat going strong all night"

by glassbuttomboater May 22, 2016

Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

shrimp boat baby

Someone who was born on a shrimp boat.

Brian mawhor was born on a shrimp boat, so he is a shrimp boat baby.

by Fortnitesus August 17, 2021

chinese junk boat

a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.

Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.

by isabeela November 13, 2019