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Minecraft

Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.
by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019
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Minecraft

The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(

Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories

Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?
i play minecraft
by Elias B.M September 23, 2022
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Minecraft

A game band kids call the “legendary” when in reality it’s just like every other FUCKING GAME THERE IS
“Minecraft is SUPERIOR
-some CallMeCarson fan
by Fatboob3892 November 21, 2020
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developer minecraft

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

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a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
should include the word being defined
Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
by epicgamer133 May 22, 2017
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Minecraft good Fortnite bad

the truth.

based on 'four legs good two legs bad' from animal farm by George Orwell.
'Minecraft good Fortnite bad' is the ultimate truth
by anonymous September 25, 2023
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5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn

A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing
Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
by OninIsNotSomebody July 1, 2024
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Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)
On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.
by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024
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