person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler
person two: wait your secretly who?
person two: wait your secretly who?
by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023
by evedl@g.eips.ca January 26, 2024
person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny
by nanometer defeater November 28, 2023
A phrase people use when they make a mistake or do something wrong. It is showing that you did not mean to do anything wrong.
Person 1: "I can't believe you broke my vase! It was an expensive antique!"
Person 2: "im sorry.."
Person 1: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Person 2: :(
Person 2: "im sorry.."
Person 1: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Person 2: :(
by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021
Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.
"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."
by Ratts2474 August 14, 2024
used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 06, 2023