The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.

by January 21, 2025

The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.

by January 21, 2025

smugglers hold

When the eurethra of a mans big ol Willy cock gets sown shut

Don’t get a fucking smugglers hold

by Bumfus January 05, 2018

door holding bum

Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.

Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!

by ZER21 October 05, 2023

This prison... To hold... ME?

A cool line to say when you're Escaping unorthodox containment

The police: "Man I really hope that panopticon Held that guy"
Sisyphus Prime from the hit game Ultrakill by hakita: "This prison... To hold... ME?"
The police, Screwed: "Oh dear!"

by Mangler man the fan February 20, 2024

Hold up

Armed robbery of a store using a gun to threaten the clerk

-lets hold up that shop
-lets go

* In store
-put the money in the register
*Holding gunpoint at clerk

by Mbraleum June 09, 2020

hold up

When something is so utterly messed up you HAVE to question what they asked.

A : Hey, I just married C.
B : Nice, you two lookalike!
C : Of course, we're siblings!
B : Hold up

by Titanium Steel July 27, 2020