When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.
They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.
by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021
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Will be quick to offer you their favorite bulk nut. And pressure into a cruelty free product which you have no interest either way. Wearing leather sandals and reading glasses to adjust for dramatic effect. "Did you know"
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I went to get some mangoes today and this WinCo hippie would not stop telling me about cashews and how there's a crisis
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Any motorized farm implement that is capable of entangling bell bottom pants and maiming or killing the person wearing them.
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