Evan

The weirdo on the bus that thinks he’s funny but isn’t. Kinda funny but totally overrated. His looks are mediocre and he has no game.

“Look at Evan, such a weirdo”

by Mackdaddy123456 February 7, 2019

Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

by anonymous455 January 22, 2022

Evan Bortmas

The literal definition of Christmas

What are you doing for Evan Bortmas this year?

by samisacrazyduck April 18, 2024

Evan Conversation

An awkward conversation consisting of mildly personal questions such as, "What's your favorite food/color/school subject?"

Stop with the Evan conversations, it's getting weird.

by CoolAidCheeseMan May 21, 2022

Evan

That turbo-hot guy that every girl wants but none have the courage to ask out

Girl 1: Where’s Evan?
Girl 2: I don’t know, I miss my daily dose of eye-candy though :(

by skylar404 January 19, 2022

Karly Evans

Slut

Oml that girl is such a Karly Evans

by fackfeckfuck January 20, 2015

Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey

Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*

by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022