by Ramiro666 January 28, 2009
Get the Vagina Drunkmug. Doing too many tasks at once (at work) or in very close succession making one experience dizziness, tunnel vision, self murmuring, red-eyes, involuntary tearing of the eyes, and head-aches.
Causes of 'Work Drunk' includes but not limited to:
Pulling data
Running Data
Creating charts
Creating Weekly Reports
Tedious, repetitive, office work
Pulling data
Running Data
Creating charts
Creating Weekly Reports
Tedious, repetitive, office work
by Howedo November 14, 2011
Get the Work Drunkmug. When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.
by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011
Get the boner drunkmug. The process in which one becomes so intoxicated that fecal matter exretes from the anus. Reported to be an Urban-Legend.
"Yo, did you hear about Sam getting poopy-drunk last night?"
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."
by Zachary Price Gresser September 10, 2006
Get the poopy-drunkmug. The cognitive process an extremely enebriated individual uses when they:
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.
I'm waiting in line at a bar with my boyfriend, and another couple. I know the bar and bouncers so they allowed us to wait in the VIP line. My boyfriend's friend, who is btw already completely hammered, turns around to a random guy behind him and says with eyes fully bulged and drool dripping from his mouth:
"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.
"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.
by LalenaBella September 7, 2013
Get the Drunk-logicmug. when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.
by Sydalee July 11, 2007
Get the Drunk Plantingmug. when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.
Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch
by Billy Masila January 28, 2009
Get the Ditch Drunkmug.