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Donkey moan

What the hell is that?” “Oh. That’s just my donkey moaning.”
by DrDonkey August 12, 2021
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donkey jacket

by DiogoTheCoder May 18, 2020
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donkey wrangler

A person gets mad at someone else who is not doing any work.

Example:

I'm just so mad at this donkey team member, said George.
You're a donkey wrangler expressed Joe.
Zonia, never does any work, what a donkey. "omg retweet, I just want to wrangle her for not doing work" said Arlo. Arlo is a donkey wrangler.
by banyakumbaya December 18, 2021
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Donkey Knees

When you have explosive diarrhea to the point that you drop to your knees in pain.
Hey, dude why weren't you at Lillie's party last night?
Sorry dude I had Donkey knees!
by AlphaShitMan April 10, 2021
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Donkey-lipping

When one eats like a donkey, using their large lips to engulf food.
Bro you're really donkey-lipping that banana.
by shrekndanke September 3, 2023
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drain donkey

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.
The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.
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Swamp Donkey

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
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