urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Are you fucking stupid.

Chad: they must be if they are looking up urban dictionary on urban dictionary

Why are you even looking up urban dictionary

by Hollzasaurus April 11, 2019

UNBURNABLE DICTIONARY

The Urban Dictionary as a whole. Has no hard copy cuz you cant burn a dictionary if its not a book...

Him:What's book with definitions you cant burn?
Her: ............
Him:The Urban Dictionary, you cant burn it!
Her: ..... The UNBURNABLE DICTIONARY?, huh.........

by GMAN679 August 12, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Will approve any words for their site, no matter how obscure or silly that those words may be.

I will Urban Dictionary your entire family.

by Shabobeli September 26, 2017

Urban Dictionary

You are reading on it right now.

Urbandictionary.com
Urban Dictionary:
You are reading it right now.

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where 99.(9)% of all definitions are about sex.

Then: "Polar bear": "The polar bear (Ursus maritimus) is a hypercarnivorous bear whose native range lies largely within the Arctic Circle, encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses. It is a large bear, approximately the same size as the omnivorous Kodiak bear (Ursus arctos middendorffi)."
Now: "polar bear": "wen someon wite fuxx pussy of oter wite!!1!1!1!1!1111111 cuz poler bear is wite"

Urban Dictionary

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website with lots of stuff on it.

Joe: I used Urban Dictionary

by Mr. A-A ron February 3, 2022