Dan

An alcoholic who lives in an alternate reality filled with nothing but lies. Gets so drunk he pees and poops on himself and all over the wall and floors. A theiv8ng lying narcissistic jerk who drinks and drives and doesn't give a thought about anyone else.

Your not just a loser. Ur a Dan.

by Sinful Sweetness July 21, 2025

Dan Trainor

Ethans uncle backwards over the fence in Manchester if you know what I mean

Dan Trainor = uncle idiot

by Joe McCoy September 19, 2021

Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.

"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."

by Themanhawk March 20, 2024

Dan

Very small guy, overly susceptible, doesn't smell very good (bleu de Chanel sucks). Very confident yet very uncomfortable.

Group: *drink beer*
Group: oh no, Dan is coming

by michelcestlebresil February 23, 2019

Dan Yung

The guy who bangs all the nasty, stinky, cig smokein, torpedo titty, fupa queen bitches at work.

There goes Dan yung again with Geri and rori

by LongDongJohnSilvers August 4, 2025

Dan God

This person is know to have sexual cats and take it up the batty by lizards

Who tf is dan god

Ye init

by Mr big nob 69000 September 29, 2021

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023