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country cash

A state of bliss achieved when drinking vodka and juice boxes at a casino and playing slot machines before going to a dive bar to get laid in the back room. It is most often an exclamation to describe that situation. Draw backs can include losing your money and having sweat and regret sex, and possibly raw leaning.
Girl, what are we doing tonight?

COUNTRY CASH!!!
by PGHPopper July 19, 2011
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Country Slice

A polite way of saying cunt

OR

A delicious cake containing sultanas and currants
"Alright, country slice!!!"
"Hey mum."
by vbrt June 26, 2012
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Country-humpkin

Good looking country music artist who emulates a country-bumpkin.
Jason Aldean is kinda a hillbilly but there's something about him that makes him, all, you know, country-humpkin.

Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
by GoodGolly December 18, 2012
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Country six pack

When 3 pairs of siblings engage, as a group, in sexual activities
My sister and I called up Dunley and his sister and then Mary Sue and her brother and had ourselves a good ol' country six pack at our parents trailer.
by Yoble August 27, 2014
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country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
by confederationnn November 2, 2014
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country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.
I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.
by JimTim July 1, 2015
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country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.
"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north
by countrypiles August 5, 2016
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